Prime example of punk coding, Flabby Physics is a one-button minigame made for the GAMMA IV contest as a part of an elaborate ploy to get an extra free pass to the GDC. The game was rightfully rejected but I decided to publish it here as a cautionary tale about the dangers of fake soft-body dynamics.

The difficulty level and winnability of the game might be affected by your computer's performance and your screen resolution.

Music by POF! CHAMPAGNE